Teacher: Who is Saint Sargis?
Student: A man.
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1st grade
Student: May I go out?
Teacher: Why do you need to go out, little one?
Student: I’m going to the library to give a hug to the librarian and come back.
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4th grade
Student: Anna and Mane had a quarrel again. Making them friends again is as hard as solving the green problems in our math textbook.
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Teacher: What’s a calf?
Student: A baby cow.
Teacher: What’s a lamb?
Student: A baby sheep.
Teacher: What’s a cub?
The Armenian word for a lion cub is “Koryun” which was the name of Mesrop Mashots’ student. Mesrop Mashtots was the inventor of the Armenian Alphabet.
Student: The student of Mesrop Mashtots.
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Teacher: Do you have a favorite class, my son?
Student: Of course.
Teacher: Which one is it?
Student: The last one.
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During a Russian Class
Teacher: Подбери прилагательные к слову “учительница”!
[Find an adjective for the word “teacher.”]
Student: Добрая.
[Kind]
Teacher: Молодец! Еще?
[Well done! One more.]
Student: Строгая.
[Strict]
Teacher: Молодец! Еще?
[Perfect! One more.]
Student: Молодая.
[Young]
Teacher: Молодец! Еще?
[Good! Another one.]
Student: – Больше не знаю…
[I don’t know any more.]
Teacher: Подумай хорошенько…
[Think twice.]
Student (looking at the teacher’s hair): Нашел-рыжая!
[Got it! Redhead!]
